It don’t matter if you’re black or white

While the world internet is discussing whether Stana Katic is going to renew her contract to play Detective Beckett or not, let’s give that latest Castle episode, “In Plane Sight” (7×21) a thought.

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The plot has Castle and Alexis fly to London (on an Oceanic Airlines flight no less, fortunately not 815!), when the air marshal on the plane is found dead in the cargo hold. Castle is authorized to investigate and is quickly led to suspect a passenger who’s traveling using a fake passport. The guy definitely looks shifty and supposedly has – you guessed it – ties to the terrorists of ISIS. Oh, and he’s on the no-fly list too! Here’s his sweaty face:

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“Sure”, you’ll say, “these terrorist types all look the same anyway”. So it was probably really easy for him to get on an international flight using his stolen passport, right? Right?

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What a striking resemblance! Well, at least he stole a man’s passport …

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Bloody mess

Ah, Allegiance! Yet another utter mess of a show and already canceled for a while now, but I can’t help myself – I just have to watch it till the bitter end. As the story is just a total train wreck, there’s actually quite a lot that would have warranted a blog post, but most of the mess was kind of hard to visualize, so I chose to ignore it. Until episode 11, that is, where I noticed the following.

At the end of episode 10, Alex O’Connor purposely slit his own wrist on a screw to facilitate his escape from his captor, only to be rescued by daddy who just happens to be a Russian super spy. Unfortunately, Alex is losing a lot of blood and they can’t really go to a hospital because of the whole “being wanted by every agency in the world US” thing, so they have to improvise. Not to worry, though, as his parents have some blood conserves in their storage unit (no, really!). As luck would have it, his mother is Type O-, which means that her blood is “compatible” with her son’s blood no matter what his blood type would be. How very convenient, this whole blood transfusion thing should be hassle-free then, right?

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You’d think the most important label on a blood bag is the one with the blood type, but maybe not.

(There is another explanation, of course: as the mother is Type O-, they could have just filled every blood bag in their storage unit with her blood, making labels obsolete. Still, considering they thought of absolutely everything so far, it’s hard to imagine they were careless on such crucial detail as the wrong blood type can kill the recipient.)

That’s how an iPhone saved my life

NBC’s new show American Odyssey really ticks all the boxes by taking PMCs, islamists, American heroes soldiers, the Occupy movement, big corporations, hackers, lawyers and the government, adding a healthy dose of conspiracy theorists and mashing it all up into a soup of prime time entertainment. Hell, why not? Not every show can be another Homeland, can it?

Fortunately for me, it’s also fun on another level as there are quite a few unfortunate screw ups in the first episode alone. Hell, it wouldn’t be an NBC show if it was flawless!

So the show is about Odelle Ballard, an American soldier on duty in northern Mali. She has just rid the world of yet another terrorist leader and is now resting with her team somewhere in the desert. While taking a dump, she pulls out her phone and watches a video her daughter made:

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Wow, an actual iPhone 4 running iOS 7, showing the actual operating system instead of a mockup? I must be dreaming! Probably, as Ballard’s phone clearly indicates an available LTE connection in the middle of the fucking desert. That’s quite a feat considering at that time – March 13, 2015 – Mali doesn’t have any LTE coverage at all (according to this article posted on March 6th, 2015, “LTE […] would be a new service in the market” and will be “introduced later in the year”) and general cellphone coverage in the northern area, especially the desert, appears to be spotty at best.

Please also note the battery level (about 75% full) and the fact the email icon has no notification badge – no new mail! There’s also no provider identification displayed next to the connection quality indicator, which is odd, but I’m not entirely sure it has to be there. If you have to know, it’s 9:50 pm on March 13, 2015.

Suddenly, the entire squad is blown to smithereens, minus Odelle Ballard who’s pushed out of sight by the blast. She drops her iPhone and falls unconscious. When she wakes up again, some locals with guns are sifting through the remains of her fellow countrymen. She does what every normal person would do after waking up – she checks her mail. But first, she has to turn the iPhone on – not that I’ve got the first idea how she managed to turn it off before falling unconscious. Good for her, had the phone remained on, the battery would likely be dead thanks to the constant network scans without proper coverage.

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It’s 10:01 am the next day, 12 hours after the attack, and she’s got no cellphone coverage at all, which also means no internet. Surprisingly, the mail app notification icon indicates she has 11,973 (!) new e-mails – pretty amazing considering she’s presumed dead.

Thanks to the sound her phone makes when receiving the 11,973 emails (still without any kind of internet coverage), the (presumed) islamists promptly discover her and smash her phone to pieces, but not before she manages to sneak out an e-mail that gets sent in the last second, typical iOS swoosh sound and all.

iPhones, I tell you – they make the impossible … possible. With out the magic of the iDevice, the show’s already shallow plot would fall flat on it’s face.

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Oh. Now it all makes sense.

(The second episode’s credits omit that line, by the way, and sure enough, cellphones are suddenly either made by Samsung or can’t be identified.)

But we’re far from done here.

Remember when I mentioned hackers are part of the show as well? They sure are, and they manage to get access to Ms. Ballard’s private email account. Look, they (well, it’s really just one greasy guy in his mom’s basement apartment) use professional hacking tools!

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Of course she has an iCloud account – I wonder if this was a good idea in terms of marketing in light of the recent iCloud hacks?

The password is really easy to brute-force, and the hacker has no problem accessing her mailbox:

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The clever bastard is using a web mail proxy because why not. Pretty sure https://webmail/mail/login leads absolutely nowhere unless he has the proxy running on his local machine – in which case the proxy would be completely useless – but the URL format looks suspiciously similar to the one used by GMail. The input box also doesn’t mask the password for whatever reason. However, it’s “the web’s most reliable email client”, that’s something!

Here’s the inbox:

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Looks pretty convincing, right? I must admit they really did a decent job on creating this mockup. However, they didn’t really think it through because this isn’t an iCloud mail account! Instead, it looks like they copied Gmail a bit too well, as evident from the URL schema

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and the “FindBigMail” folder which indicates Ms. Ballard is employing the services of FindBigMail.com, a tool to manage large emails that’s exclusive to GMail accounts. To add insult to injury, the number of emails in the account is displayed as 9,591 – a lot less than the 11,973 displayed by the mail app on her iPhone. Also, all displayed mails are at least three days old, which means she didn’t get any new mails at all between a few days before the attack and now.